Things that Make a Beautiful Girl Unattractive

Today I was in a coffee shop, enjoying a strong black coffee and mellow beats emerging from the corners of the store, working on my paper. In a sudden break of mental blankness, three gorgeous girls walked in, a little too loud in their appearance, but still beautiful. The gracious trio tapped up the four steps to the elevated indoor miniature terrace where I had my table. One of them I found especially fascinating, until she opened her mouth. I blinked, after what seemed to be a little eternity, and suddenly the slow-motion broke down. The world spun at its normal speed again and I realised once more that looks can be a silent filter to enormous dullness. Here's my top five things that make a beautiful girl unattractive.

 

1. Sipping coffee like it was a bowl of cup ramen

2. Sitting with her legs spread open like the curtains of a penthouse hotel room

3. Speaking in a tone more nasal and artificial than Janice's coffee sweetener

4. Commenting on another girl with the words: “Look how Chinese she looks"

5. Talking about guys she can't get and how they spend their money